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word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion
Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.
by Mikael6139 June 7, 2023
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When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.
by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018
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board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
by Will of Stone February 5, 2004
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Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2014
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Circuit Board

The thing you find everywhere, mostly in electronics. They can break into pieces easily, and if you broke one….
They can contain integrated circuits, electronic components, or any other sort of item the board needs.
The most normal type is single-sided, but some boards have to be double sided.

Before you throw away your electronics, you should take out whatever’s useful, and remember this: Yes, boards can become collectors items.
The circuit board on this device is very dirty.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)
Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!
by Shepity September 1, 2022
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