board whore

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends

rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"

by thankspeteomfgh June 12, 2015

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.

Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 January 23, 2012

piss boarding

Water boarding but with piss.

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.

by I dont care call me whatever June 27, 2021

The Board Munchies

The feeling when you want to eat but you are not hungry.

I must not succumb to "The Board Munchies".

by RobbyRad June 06, 2019

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 30, 2025

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 30, 2025