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Pig in a Blanket 

taking the extra skin from the ball sack and wrap it around the penis leaving the end stick out just a little bit
Suzy took down my whole pig in a blanket
Pig in a Blanket by jmchizzle October 12, 2008

Naked Blanket 

A large blanket, usually thick and comfortable, that is used to cover a man as he jerks off. Usually done during the night in private, but can also be done with a companion depending on how big the blanket is. Also, usually the blanket has a white side to it, to better hide the cum on the blanket.
"Man I'm so tired, i think i'm going to go do a quick one in my naked blanket and then pass out"

Comfort blanket 

When a guy lands in the friendship zone, but continues to hope he will break on through to the other side, but never will.

A guy who hangs around a girl giving her companionship while he feels his emotional needs aren't satisfied.
Joe has been friends with Mindy forever, but wishes they were more than friends. He's a comfort blanket, cause it's never going to happen.
Comfort blanket by Craigski August 21, 2013

wet blanket 

A super cool girl who is funny, smart, sophisticated, and has a nice rack
wet blanket by Dumpy January 26, 2005

piggy in a blanket 

A simple Australian meal, comprising a sausage wrapped in a buttered slice of white bread, covered with tomato sauce. The plural form, like Attorneys General, is piggies in a blanket.
1. I want a piggy in a blanket.

2. Kid: What's for tea, Mummy?
Mummy: Piggies in a blanket, dear.
Kid: Yay!

spreading the blanket 

being less than truthful

i don't know for sure, but it seems to be similar to "pulling the wool over one's eyes"
When my parents suspected me of lying to them, they told me that they thought I was spreading the blanket a bit.