blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 18, 2013

Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016

blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023

blood shovel

A type of tattoo needle,also known as a rake. This type of tattoo needle is commonly used for shading. It is made up of a several smaller needles aranged to resemble a rake often referred to as the "blood shovel" because of how much blood it draws when its used.

My tattoo is going fairly smooth,until she got out the blood shovel and boy did it hurt then!!!

by kyle stryker July 30, 2018

Blood Page

The act of bleeding and transferring the blood on a sheet of paper to make a blood page.

He chewed his fingers to the point of bleeding then used the blood to make a blood page.

by Parallel Universe November 21, 2011

Pay in blood

To pay the price of something by dying

I hope I don’t have to pay in blood for any of my failures

by YuOfTheNight September 18, 2020

blood and thunder

A kickass song of the album Leviathan by American metal band Mastodon. Was featured in Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Saints Row, Rocksmith 2014, Project Gotham Racing 3, Splatterhouse and Guitar Hero Metallica in addition to the film The Big Short.

Dude: you got any good music man!?
Bro: yeah I do, Mastodon's Blood and Thunder!
Dude: hell yeah dude, blast that!

by Mastodonrox September 23, 2016