The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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( Rhyme ~ Artist ~ Performer )
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( Rhyme ~ Artist ~ Performer )
Iv Always , Gave Thought & Care
Into Documents Info
Prior To Writing The Article
The:
" Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score "
Documenting Moment ,
Is
! ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT !
That Day Come , Ur Daughter
Calls:
DaaaaaD , What Is All This
Hand Written
Paper Work ???...
So , Yoo Go Take A Dip
To
Scope Out What She Means ?
Inform Her:
Daddy Wrote All These ...
Their My
# Cr*p Rap , To , Rhyme Dime
Artifacts
She Say: When Did Yoo Do This One ? Daddy
Yoo At This Point 👉
KNOW
Why Me Promote:
The
Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
Documenting
Only , Yoo , Know , That
It Was Yoo ,
That Wrote This ...
... No One Else ...
If There's Nay Documentation
Ur Screwed ...
They Are:
Who Yoo Are
Where Yoo Are
The Time &
The Date
!+)
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Lyrical Chew Chew
Ay Hold Up Bro ,
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The Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
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The Four ~ Before ~ More ~ Score
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Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
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