The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

Blue Batman

Edging your boyfriend and right before climax Look him in the eyes and tell him his parents are dead

Friend 1: Yeah Jennifer blue batman’d on Saturday. Friend 2: I am sorry for your loss

by IkeKong January 4, 2018

I am Batman

I AM BATMAN

MAN THAT GUY IS SO BATMAN
I AM BATMAN

by Sneaky snek December 2, 2016

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

by Supermann0X July 13, 2021

batmanian

When a particular conundrum is solved in such a fashion that is similiar to the method used by Batman, typically the 60's tv Batman (Adam West).

by blue_raven February 1, 2003