bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

Bald

A pure 14 year old person who shaved his head because his best friend Always donates to him on stream

Bald person :Hi
Not a bald person: Hello. Join my call, I’m making a video.
A kid: bruh why’d kill my blue sheep?!?!?

by The tue meaning September 24, 2021

Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah

I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda

by Offical_Balda February 24, 2025

Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 5, 2021

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them

Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021