baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.

Shoot your baby seed in there.

by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015

Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.

Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.

by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.

You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.

by Dirty Crumpet July 25, 2019

Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.

A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.

by Kustid July 21, 2019

Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.

Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.

by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020

baby guisada

Mexican baby gravy

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!

by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015