Alaskan Fire Elephant

A fire-breathing elephant from Alaska.

Look at that Alaskan fire elephant over there.

by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012

Alaskan Pipeline

When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.

Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.

by mr.crosscountry May 20, 2010

Alaska

Russia and America's love child. the place Russia didn't know what to do with so they sold it to the U.S..Home of Sara Palin. the place where democrats don't want to get oil from even though god knows if we have the oil on our own land we should use it and spend the extra money repaying the shit load of debt we have with china. Cold. Place where thirty days of night takes place. where Edward Cullen used to live. the place were we should put up a HUGE sign that says in Russian "HI RUSSIANS! <3" with a smiley face to improve relations with.

"oh Alaska..."

by american :I December 14, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

by PITITTY November 4, 2009

Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

alaskan chill

You take a snowball and ram it into any orivace. Perferable the Vagina or Anus. Yellow snow will work to but must be let to chill again if you have made it yourself.

My girl is being such a duche she is just asking for a Alaskan chill.

by Leroy25 March 21, 2008

alaskan clam bake

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

by KingAK March 3, 2011