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Australian Milking

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth
Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?

Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking
by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021
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Australian Kiss

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."
by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016
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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".
I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.
he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang
by bonner_3 March 26, 2025
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Australian Yawn

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!
by mamamusa June 4, 2017
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australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.
Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.
by rumancer April 7, 2018
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