Dude Alert!

1. A male that oozes coolness, typically noticed long before passing and someone who one never approaches to talk to.

This dude needs a dude alert! ...www.myspace.com/thisisgenerationx

by a jesus taco April 28, 2010

nerd alert

Any vehicle that has a cargo container attached to the roof rack.

Upon attaching the thule box to her SUV, Heather drove off for vacation in her nerd alert.

by JDubb July 20, 2003

ALER

Everything that has ever existed

aler that kid whent from aler to lighter and it hurteded

by ÈL BeaN August 26, 2017

Random Alert

A phrase which can be said as a reply to a completely off topic comment or reply on a forum or a youtube video ext...

Random internet weirdo: WELCOME TO THE U.S.A. of MEXICO. We are the friggin minority now...Unless somebody does something?? Is O'bama or MC Lame going to do it?

Me: RANDOM ALERT!!! RANDOM ALERT!!!

by God of Luigi October 4, 2008

Alterations

A low-class nerd that stays on the internet 24/7 that plays mainly Minecraft. If you're an Alterations, you seriously need help.

"Hey Alterations?"
"Yea?"
"You play Minecraft!"
"I know, I play it 24/7..."

by AlterationsG August 21, 2018

Hero Alert

When someone who is known to be a hero, comes into the area, Spanish people are more likely to be heroes than average Joes

"ohh man look out that spanish person is coming"
"BAIL hero alert everyone"

by legoman12 March 4, 2009

Alert the Media

Underground rock band from long Island that kicks some major @$$. They play all types of rock and do not like to be limited to one type.

www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia

Alert the media are the best thing since Ramen noodles.

by Valerie is not a psycho September 11, 2005