Obamas last name

Obamas last name is Obama you head shaped like a doritos ahh dumb fucks, Obama is his last name, his first name is Barack, y’all really dumb fr fr
Dumbfuck: Ayo, whats Obamas last name
Clever Person (Me): Obama is his last name goofy ahhh, his first name is Barack.
by mr.obvious February 08, 2022
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Waterer (Last Name)

The smartest guy you've ever met. Probably smarter then the idiots searching this up, mocking the guy with the weird last name. He's a genius and he will end up owning the company that you will clean the shit of the toilets for the 60 years of your adult life.
Yo dude! You see that Waterer (Last Name) kid over there! Lets search up his name in the urban dictionairey and make fun of him! (Typing noises) Lets see what it says! Oh shit. Bruhhhhhhhhh.
by Locke9572 June 08, 2020
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Last Man on Earth

Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.
"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
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Suddenly Last Summer

It happened one summer, it happened one time
It happened forever, for a short time
A place for a moment, an end to dream
Forever I loved you, forever it seemed
One summer never ends, one summer never began
It keeps me standing still, it takes all my will
And then suddenly last summer
Sometimes I never leave, but sometimes I would
Sometimes I stay too long, sometimes I would
Sometimes it frightens me, sometimes it would
Sometimes I'm all alone and wish that I could
And then suddenly last summer
And then suddenly last summer
Until suddenly last summer
And then suddenly last summer
Until suddenly last summer
by Death Menace February 04, 2023
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wouldn't last a heartbeat

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.
Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!
by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
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Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."
To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.
by 0000101100101000010101011 April 06, 2021
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