Banana Milkshake

When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.

Have you ever had a banana milk shake?

Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...

by Fatbananamilkshakewoman November 10, 2020

milkshaking

When you cum inside but dont pull out then keep going and the juices mix into a foam.

Tom: Bro I didn't even tell you about last night.
Jay: What happened?
Tom: I was milkshaking the fuck outta her.
Jay: *vomits*

by GrandpaBlues March 3, 2020

Milkshake

Shaking ya cocky as you buss

my milkshake brings all the gals to my yard

by milkman217 March 7, 2020

Sticky Milkshake

When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?

Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.

by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020

Milkshaking

When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.

“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “

by dikwagon March 14, 2020

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.

Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.

by Milker Man June 25, 2020