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statutory abuse

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.
Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat
by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018
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Confuse abuse

To confuse abuse someone is very similar to emotional abuse. Imagine every day you are made to feel like you have done something wrong and everything is your fault when in reality it isn’t, it is the other person - that is confuse abuse. To drive someone who hasn’t done anything wrong insane whilst they try figure out what is up. To constantly have a go at someone for nothing. Confuse abuse can lead into several mental health problems such as: psychosis, depression, anxiety and low self esteem. This can also result in suicide or extreme depression. If you think you are getting confuse abused... tell someone, get help.
I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.
by El0963 April 3, 2019
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God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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hannah abuse

Hannah abuse is the act of making a big fukie wukie an owo sowry an uwu lmao
Hannah: i forgot to do my taxes thats a hannah abuse moment
by Lmao6969696969 November 10, 2019
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Dumbasstic abuse

Similar to domestic abuse, but where the person being abused or beaten is literally asking for it, then acting like the victim when they get what they were asking for.
I know Chris Brown may have been overly aggressive, but nobody can argue for the victim of dumbasstic abuse, they were literally asking for it by swinging first
by YungGrassSmokah February 16, 2020
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albuteral abuser

Someone who uses an albuterol inhaler against its designed purpose.

A guy you just meet that confessed to transforming his inhaler into a marijuana smoking device
You can't use that for smoking, you albuterol abuser. Albuteral is to help you breathe.
She can't be an albuteral abuser, she is using her inhaler correctly
by Whore-able_&_Adorable May 10, 2020
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