myspace action

When "friends" comment or message you on myspace, you get myspace action.

Pat: I got more myspace action the past hour than all of last month lol wtfbbq

by TheJackOfSpoons April 26, 2006

selectually active

A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.

"So...are you straight or gay?"
"Both, let's just say I'm selectually active"

by m_monster February 27, 2009

Autoerotic activities

A cooler name for masterbation.

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

Guilt Activism

(New)Type of activism that is designed to make you feel guilty. It doesn't care about solving problems in the real world, it just cares about making you feel guilty. It's also put people down unlike good activism.

Credits to:
Nas Daily

The guy approached me and asked me some weird questions to make me feel guilty, which represents guilt activism.

by 🅱️hrtn June 1, 2022

last action hero

a person who tries to get action right before the club closes

Joe, " You're wasted don't try to be the last action hero!"
give me your keys!

by markjohnle December 12, 2007

Tiger-action

The process of developing a string of many mistresses, usually over the course of many years.

Looking at all the chicks at the bar, Willie wondered how long it would take him to set up some Tiger-action with them?

It would take some presidents 8 years to set up as much Tiger-action as Tiger Woods did in just 2 years.

When Tiger-action turns bad, all the mistresses come out of the woodwork like cockroaches, waiting in line for their payoff.

by Admiral von Bitschslapp December 14, 2009

Pump-action Shitgun

The act of stroking ones penis in one quick motion and firing explosive diarrhoea all over your partners body.

Person 1: Hey, I heard you and Lilly got into a fight, What did you do?

Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.

by 4nthrax October 23, 2014