cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009

yogurt rat

A yogurt rat is a species of douchebag. The word originated directly from the latin root of "dumbass". You use this nickname as an insult to call someone stupid and genuinely roast their ass. Have fun. Oh, by the way.... if your name is francisco...... feel targeted by others :)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Franny today?"
Person 2: "Ugh yeah, he's such a yogurt rat *scoff*."

by ok but your mom March 23, 2019

Wash A Rat

WAR; When one party has plans to execute an enemy by any means necessary. This party considers their enemy to be a rat.

1. He was giving all our intel to pigs. It’s time to wash a rat.

2. This hating ass pig always got something to say, I’m ready to wash a rat.

by anz91 January 11, 2022

Rat Tash

Sparse moustache that resembles a rat on the upper lip

14 year old Johnny was proud of his facial hair, oblivious to the fact he was sporting a rat tash

by GRANKOR July 29, 2011

rat race

an employment situation marked by tedious work and high stress

After going through the rat race for a decade and getting no respect from his co-workers, He felt It was time for a change of scenery.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2010

rat burger

common in england. a burger from a stall (usually outside a pub or club), late at night, that although usually tastes quite disgusting you still eat because you are normally pissed up.

we'll meet up outside. i'm going for a rat burger.

by rex gash June 23, 2008

rat dog

A very small dog, usually less than 10 or 15 pounds, usually short-haired but not always. Usually not of much practical use as a watchdog or protector, but kept mainly as a companion by little old ladies, gay men who don't like cats, and Paris Hilton. Includes such breeds as the Chihuahua, the Miniature Pinscher, the Rat Terrier and other similarly sized breeds.

"That rat dog is 3 years old and he isn't housebroken YET?"

"I swear, if that rat dog tries to bite me again, I'll stuff him in a sock and hang him up as cat bait!"

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 15, 2006