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snake in the ground

Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"

"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 11, 2018
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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
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Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
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What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"
Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?
by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006
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snake punch

The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.
Brett likes to snake punch his partner before penetrating their anus.
by Zinnian January 21, 2011
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Snake and Pigmy

British slang term for a Steak and Kidney meat pie.

Sold at British fish & chip shops as an alternative to having fish with your chips.
Chuck us on a snake and pigmy, I'm feeling right hungry today!
by Chris Dodkin January 8, 2008
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club snake

Any person who goes 'clubbing' with the intention of ruining someone else's night.
Did you see that club snake spill her drink on Joel? What a fucking whore!
by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007
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