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Shower Shit

A shit so bad that the only effective way of getting clean afterwards is to hop in the shower.
CJ: Dude, that taco bell fucked me up, i had to take a shower shit last night
Patrick: That's gross, how bad was it?
CJ: Let's just say I had to clean my shower afterwards...
by see jay December 9, 2008
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Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.
Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower
by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009
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Disco Shower

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…
Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.
by Cheeky little monkey February 3, 2018
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Pikey Shower

A Pikey shower is the slang term of when someone uses excessive ammounts of linx or other deodorant sprays as a substitute for a propper shower or bath.

This phrase is mostly used in England.

The name derrives from the popular beleif (fact) that pikeys (gypsies, travelers, eastern europeans mainly romanians) are thilthy animals and cant be bothered to wash propperly and so they do this to cover up their stench and thus create the impression that they are clean. But this almost never works because the smell of the spray mixed with the BO makes a worst smell.
This practise is common with students and it is also used to cover up the smell of cigarette smoke or smoke in general.
Someone wakes up in the morning gets dressed, they cover themselves in spray and go to work/school/dole office. They have just had a Pikey Shower.
by Fudgeloopkoi November 1, 2009
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everything shower

taking a shower and doing everything. skincare, washing hair, washing body, exfoliating, moisturizing, and what ever other things people do in the shower
"i'm gonna to take my everything shower"
by k33rmi January 25, 2023
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shower shoes

a type of footwear meant to be worn in the shower, usually in the form of a sandal, constructed of material (such as non-porous rubber or plastic) that will not absorb water and will dry quickly
The athletes were issued shower shoes to avoid treading barefoot in the locker room.
by Wayno58 February 5, 2009
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Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.
'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."
by Bearded pikey July 28, 2009
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