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jeff lizak

See all those girls over there? Jeff Lizak fucked them all.
by Vocellistar September 4, 2016
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Jeff

Jeff, a person who loves Medz. Very funny and caring.

-the end-
Jeff loves taking Medicines (medz)
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jeff

Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute

Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos

Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up

Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
by Addicted27 February 4, 2024
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Jeff

A wannabe troll who reports post to Facebook or mewe admin..
My name is Jeff and I get butthurt very fast.
by Jok3r April 23, 2018
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jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
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Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 8, 2024
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a name used anonymously.
by *O*O*O*O(()()()() March 6, 2019
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