Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.

**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

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Get the Gregmug.

The Greg Harris

A heaping plate of tater tots, smothered in a pound of chili, then covered with 1/2 pound of melted chedder cheese. 3,200 calories, Total fat 63g, Cholesterol 75mg, Sodium 666mg, Protein 34g

For lunch, I'm going to order me a The Greg Harris.

by Jimmy-Jo1911 November 10, 2013

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Greg Moment

When a greg does an incomprehensible or absolutley stupid action or motion.

'Greg climbs into the freezer to cool down' What a Greg Moment!

by Greg Moment June 13, 2022

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greg

A married incel

"Damn he's such a cunt to women. Can't believe he's married. He must be some greg."

by Mr. Jason Y May 28, 2021

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To greg someone is to ask them many questions (some would claim an unending barrage of questions) in order to suss out information and get to the root of what's really going on here. The objective of gregging someone is to gain a full understanding, or even enlightenment. There is no shame in gregging someone, especially if others are unwilling to ask the tough questions.

I decided to greg (verb) him about why he needed to buy another DeLorean given that he had owned several in the past and always ended up getting rid of them. I also gregged him on the specifics of how much it cost, why was the owner selling it, where was he going to keep it, is he buying it just to relive his youth one more time, etc... you know, the usual stuff.

by Worldtravels April 29, 2024

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