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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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crank it

when ya hit da cart n da joinnt at da same tiem xD
bob: yo wuts up
jimbobbyson: yo letz crank it bro dog r:\
bob: yuhhhh get da lighter
jimbobbyson: where da pen at doew
by jimbomanlimboman February 17, 2021
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Crank dat

The operation of igniting the burner on an ole Coleman portable grill
Put the butane canister in, lock it down, turn on the gas and crank dat.
by Allmeadowslawncare June 21, 2024
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Power Crank

When one cranks with power.
Jackson: I've just power cranked
by powercranker69 November 3, 2022
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Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.
Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.
by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010
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Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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