by Jack eats fiber glass January 18, 2023
Get the code 1405 mug.A code gray is the thing that they call at hospitals when they need off duty/on duty police in a room real quickly. So it’s just a more badass and insider slang way of saying you got arrested. Usually it means you got arrested in a hospital but it can just refer to getting arrested in any place where it’s a super urgent situation.
Patient: “okay okay so I was like in the ED yesterday right.”
Friend: “go on go on.”
Patient: “yeah so I was feelin all dizzy all wonky and shit.”
Friend: “yeah yeah yeah from baseline tachycardia?”
Patient: “yeah but like the PA comes in right and this mfer went on about tellin me that my dizziness be from a drug that I just did like half a titration on and shit.”
Friend: “ohhh that’s a misdiagnosis.”
Patient: “yeah like that that mfer ain’t even read an EKG like she ain’t even see that I was experiencing SVT rhythm and she ain’t even look at the P wave orrrr the T wave.”
Friend: “that’s cap cause you can miss the T wave but the P wave? What bullshit.”
Patient: “oh wait there’s more.”
Friend: “lemme guess, a trough proved their bullshit.”
Patient: “nahhhh these mfers refused to run a trough but the fucked thing is that I had a trough prior to titration and it was at a 7.”
Friend: “no fuckin wayyyy, these mfers full of shit.”
Patient: “yeah so I beat the shit outta the PA and then I got code grayed.”
Friend: “go on go on.”
Patient: “yeah so I was feelin all dizzy all wonky and shit.”
Friend: “yeah yeah yeah from baseline tachycardia?”
Patient: “yeah but like the PA comes in right and this mfer went on about tellin me that my dizziness be from a drug that I just did like half a titration on and shit.”
Friend: “ohhh that’s a misdiagnosis.”
Patient: “yeah like that that mfer ain’t even read an EKG like she ain’t even see that I was experiencing SVT rhythm and she ain’t even look at the P wave orrrr the T wave.”
Friend: “that’s cap cause you can miss the T wave but the P wave? What bullshit.”
Patient: “oh wait there’s more.”
Friend: “lemme guess, a trough proved their bullshit.”
Patient: “nahhhh these mfers refused to run a trough but the fucked thing is that I had a trough prior to titration and it was at a 7.”
Friend: “no fuckin wayyyy, these mfers full of shit.”
Patient: “yeah so I beat the shit outta the PA and then I got code grayed.”
by Sacredfart April 1, 2023
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by Pialinist April 22, 2023
Get the Code James mug.A less common nearly synonymous expression of "spaghetti code": in programming and computer language, a poorly programmed piece of code, which does barely work, but it's very long and convoluted (like the pasta itself) and thus hard to disentangle and debug. (This variant expression could also refer to the effects of said code.)
The devs removed that feature because it was pure bloat. Nobody really used it and it was causing all kinds of code spaghetti. {This is an adapted snippet from an actual email message!}
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Code switching isn't something that's necessarily used in everyday language, it's more-so something that's done without thought.
Code switching isn't something that's necessarily used in everyday language, it's more-so something that's done without thought.
Code Switching Ex. A 'Yeah girl, cuh she talmbout summ oh, da da da da daaaa, you needa be here at 11am or you gon get 'Reprimanded'..... Liiikkee? Da fuck I look like gettin a uber jus for you to be like 'Oh we-ohn neeju no more you can go home. She triflin... and das exacly why... Hollup that's my new Job callin now- *** Hello...? Yes this is she....... I'd love that actually, I'm free any day after 3PM.... Okay, Wonderful Thank you so much for calling I've been having scheduling issues with my current job, really excited.. Okay... Alright, thanks again..*
Ex B. YAAASSS GIRLYPOOPPS SLAAAAYYY It's really giving, like imagine you me the Gala...? I would be that bitch HELLO!??!- All the straight boys would be on their kneeessss...... It's kind of cunty no?- *** Yeah Dad..? Nah this is just the Tux I plan on wearing this weekend, it looks really nice right? Ha-'
Ex B. YAAASSS GIRLYPOOPPS SLAAAAYYY It's really giving, like imagine you me the Gala...? I would be that bitch HELLO!??!- All the straight boys would be on their kneeessss...... It's kind of cunty no?- *** Yeah Dad..? Nah this is just the Tux I plan on wearing this weekend, it looks really nice right? Ha-'
by Ya-Moms-Wife May 1, 2023
Get the Code Switching mug.Code 3 are a series of hospital codes that basically mean “other specified emergency.” The exact codes vary by hospital but they most commonly include:
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
Me : *going into surgery* “Damn I’m real nervous.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
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