jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 19, 2019

Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.

Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.

by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008

That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.

*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)

by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025

Jon

A weeb

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon

by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020

jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

Jon

tired and depressed.

gg go next jon

by pseudonymflow November 22, 2021

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016