Apollo 13

noun - A condom filled with poop (deuce, shitlog, stinky brownsnake) or other assorted fecal forms that has been tied off at the end and frozen. Once frozen, It is used to penetrate the vagina, anus, or other bodily orifice in the same fashion as a dildo. Apollo 13's are commonly used in the spacedock community and other shit-related sexual deviancy circles.

I was just going to give her a traditional spacedock, but I remembered that I had a fresh Apollo 13 in my freezer. I used that on her vagina and saved my pending shit for a Cincinatti Steamer I delivered to her later that evening.

by Lord of the Turd July 26, 2008

YOU are 13.

Some one who goes to a web forum and starts topics that no one cares about. Even better they start DBZ fan game topics.

"Come see my DBZ game I'm working on with RM2k3, OMFG KTHXBAI!

by Bujiro March 25, 2004

May 13

When amazing and smart people are born on they will also be tiktok famous one day

On May 13 A person that’s nice and friendly to everyone and will always be by your side

by Stacy chinchilla November 7, 2019

june 13

birthday of a girl named Sam

She gave birth to sam on June 13

by mekbuda October 17, 2019

March 13

Most amazing midgets are born this day

Small people are born on March 13

by March 13 May 3, 2019

Rule 13

Absolutely no n00bing

Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.

by M.Q. Ross August 17, 2011

February 13

If u are born on this day you suck and should not be reading this u also have a 🤏🍆

Hey ur born on February 13 eh? Lol

by Chzburger November 16, 2020