spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

Smurf Monkey

Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna

by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

MONKEY

MONKEY

MONKEY

by MONKEYedlyederurir September 1, 2022

Monkey ball

Bullshit

You better gone head on with that ole Monkey Ball

by Maccmane085 January 20, 2022