fried chicken sundae 

Like any other sundae, this particular dish has all the fixins of the stereotypical run of the mill sundae. The exception here is that in place of ice cream, you have a platter of fried chicken, preferably with no bones. In the fried chicken sundae, "fixins" or toppings are added much more liberally.

Horatio F. Christ: My my this is a drab meal, I do truly hope that dessert is much more profitable.
Darius L. Rucker: Don't worry my good man. . . we have. . . Fried Chicken Sundaes!!!
H.F.C.: QUITE GOOD MY FRIEND! Quite good indeed, for this you will get a raise. I love fried chicken sundaes more than my wife and kids.

fried chicken sundae by Ken December 14, 2004

indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

indonesian fried chicken salad by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009

Man-Friends 

The group of men who vie for the attention of a single woman by not actively pursuing her. They are often friends themselves or co-workers etc. who claim equal stake in the possibility that they can form a more substantial relationship. Man-Friends serve different functions for the women they seek, from simple companionship to the completion of chores or providing emotional support.

Man-friends are often in denial of their passive pursuit of their 'friends'. Man-Friends can be obstacles to the women's prospective mates and have been known to sabotage their attempts at other relationships. Single men in pursuit of a woman with man-friends are often put off by their presence. Man-friend status is usually something to avoid in developing a new relationship.

The term man-friends does not describe the friends of a man or the gay male friends a woman has.

I decided not to pursue that girl from the club, she was hanging out with, like, 6 man-friends.

"Things are great with Sally, but tomorrow we go to the game with her 'man-friend' Jeff!!! We will have to see how that goes..."

"I have really become fond of Ann, but I think I am just a 'man-friend'."

"You should have seen it coming, man. She had you slotted as a 'man-friend' from the start."

"I got my 'man-friend' coming over to mow the lawn today, I think I will ask him to change the porch light as well."

Man-Friends by Dirt Biike May 11, 2008

friendz 

The ones you can depend on.

"Friendz.. How many of us have them?"
"Friendz.. The one we can depend on."
"Friendz.. Before we go any further."

friendz by MasterClass July 6, 2006

Platonic friendship 

Just like what JJ and Emily have on Criminal Minds, a close friendship with no sexual desire.

She's my best friend, we're close, but all we have is a nice, platonic friendship.

Platonic friendship by StarChaser2637 July 25, 2016

Kentucky Fried Pipeline 

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.

Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.

Kentucky Fried Pipeline by ChicknGuy8 December 23, 2009

Friends 

Democrat Friends: When you are drinking and need to get home they take your keys, block your car in, and call the cops if you leave.

Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.

Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.

Cop: Alright sir, who was driving the vehicle...who was the person who got away on foot. You are going down for this if you don't tell me now!

Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!

Friends by JAG27 February 9, 2010