Ugly Bird Syndrome is the name given to the phenomenon of unattractive females making an extra effort to have a pleasant personality because they have little chance of securing a mate using their looks.
The phrase has also been used by motoring broadcaster and journalist Jeremy Clarkson, in his description of a car which is unappealing visually, but pleasurable to drive.
The phrase has also been used by motoring broadcaster and journalist Jeremy Clarkson, in his description of a car which is unappealing visually, but pleasurable to drive.
- Mate, why do you keep hanging out with such a minger?
- She's got ugly bird syndrome; last week she baked me a cake!
- She's got ugly bird syndrome; last week she baked me a cake!
by ugly bird November 10, 2010
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man, this burrito is delicious...i want french fries. 5 minutes and 3 hamburgers later...i want ice cream...and fish sticks.
damn dude you got major fat kid syndrome.
damn dude you got major fat kid syndrome.
by Fiddlefitfingers April 12, 2010
Get the fat kid syndrome mug.An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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Get the phat pussy syndrome mug.Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.
Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"
Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"
Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"
Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"
Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"
Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"
Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"
Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"
Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
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