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nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.
You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?
by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019
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No nut November

A racist fascist holiday invented by conservatives. Its racist because i say so. I think that we should all fap at least twice a day. There are many good things about fapping. Im anti masculine.
Fuck conservatives and no nut November racisf fascist asshole
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
mugGet the No nut Novembermug.

Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.
“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme
"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!
by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018
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Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.
Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"
by Gila guy June 11, 2016
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No Nut November

no nut November is the month in a year when males can ejaculate
For example; Hey have you nutted today?
You would say; No! it's no nut November!
by getmymerchboys November 1, 2019
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Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London
James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”
by itz_jacd August 29, 2022
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