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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
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Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
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Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024
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Soul Monkey

A term used to describe a soul reaper in type soul
by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 23, 2024
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monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass
that game is so monkey penis
by ren??? April 24, 2024
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