Jack Whitmee

He needs a guitar case for his fat dong

why is jack whitmee in a white van with trip to hogwarts on the side?

by mrjackballs June 05, 2023

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please host the big guys server.

jack whitmee likes big black men

by nvhbjdhfgjztgklweyvmgud June 21, 2023

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Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 16, 2011

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jack the ripper

the guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance

Memories broken,
the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my Nammme,
I don't know the season

or what is the reason I`m standing here holding my BLADDEEE
A desolate place (place)
without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel,
It's me that i spite
as i stand up and fight,
the only thing I know for real
There will be

BLOOD
SHED
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left

Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
oh no there will be

BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
It's the only thing I`ve ever knownnnnnn
(crazy guitar solo)
Losing my identity

Wondering have I gone insane
to find the truth infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
looking downward from this daring height
And never realising why I fightttttttttttttttt

And yes this was all hand typed while listening to the song
the song being The Only Thing I Know for real, aka the backing track to the jetstream sam fight
jack the ripper :)

by 1238476 January 15, 2024

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