Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....

by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023

Full time mad bastard

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021

Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017

Soft Boi Time

tiwbh stermaer :D

Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Time Card.

A relationship term I most likely didn't come up with but I want to elaborate. The Time Card is what a member of a relationship pulls. (male or female)

"Baby I need time." This is the Time Card. Your welcome for the new term.

by Rollo05 November 19, 2020

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020