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Jack the Ripper Baby process

This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.
Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.
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Give birth to baby jesus

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards
I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021
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Have a baby through my ass.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.
by kingbruin May 21, 2011
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accident sh*t baby

Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
by BloodyMurda January 18, 2008
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Cringe ass ice age baby

The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe
Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!
by Communist Squidward February 22, 2020
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Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
by ☆♡Ally♡☆ April 22, 2018
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throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank
by nick_g August 5, 2011
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