penis spaceship

When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.

I promise this widespread

Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)

Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship

by Handout Man October 5, 2020

Penis

A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.

Guy 1: Hey how’s your penis today?
Guy 2: I’m experiencing CBT.

Guy 3: Did someone say penis?

by Ratman57 November 17, 2021

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022

Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell

Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom

by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023

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by peen1is January 7, 2024

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023