snood dick

A hooded dick that is small

Dave has a snood dick! Its embarrassing!

by jackedup May 13, 2008

Dick-flicks

Action movies which have no story or content and are usually preferred by men for their senseless action stunts.
similar to chick-flicks.

Samantha and Edward had a fight about the movies they wanna watch.While she wanted to go for a chick-flick,he was stubborn about the new Arnold Dick-flicks.

by Samarpita February 23, 2009

dick shape

(adj)a male who is not likely to ejaculate quickly because he has intercourse freqently.

Male 1: So I'm gonna hit off this chick and I'll call ya'll in like 10 minutes.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.

by dkyard October 17, 2008

Kick in the dick

An unnecessary final blow. Being kicked while you're down.

"Ain't that a kick in the dick!"

by .otatoP July 11, 2014

Dick talk

When a guy isn't that into a girl but she is really into him and the guy decides to disregard any rational thoughts such as how bitchy the girl is. Instead the guy just decides that she is hot and let's go. Disregarding rational thought and only thinking of sexual desires.

Josh: Gosh Tony, I thought you weren't that into her.
Tony: Yeah but she's hot. It's like my mind and my dick are playing a game of chess and my dick is winning. It's nothing but dick talk.

by Nononomomomiugiutdutrsyreuytvf November 24, 2013

Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017

Dick Butter

When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.

Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.

I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.

by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018