Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024

Hooha Times Two

Another one of “Phill’s” saying, what does it mean? No one knows.

Phill: That’s a Hooha times two

by Distant577 August 15, 2024

time capsule

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)

time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this

by wtf do I write in here bro August 15, 2024

Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand

*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Time meow

RIGHT FUCKING NOW... but cutely :3

Team leader: Hey First Sergeant wants to see you in his office Time Meow
Private: ah fuck

by esyaboiandrew January 18, 2023

Demon time

This means of this is a person always on demon time and always single or taken at a bad time

Marsav always on demon time

by Marsav January 19, 2023

story time

"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.

Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?

Bob: Not sure yet, why?

Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.

Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.

Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.

Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!

Joe: Me too, see you tonight!

by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023