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One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.
Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.
by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025
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one eyed purple headed womb weasel

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 October 6, 2016
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Tall One

A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.
Man I was jerking last night and busted a tall one, it landed on the fucking ceiling!
by Daily Jew December 2, 2018
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Do Not Want Any One Individual Coming To Me In Any Direction <Down, Left, Right, Up> <.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Do Not Want Any One Individual Coming To Me In Any Direction <Down, Left, Right, Up> <.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 21, 2025
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one-eyed-russell

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.
by Einey April 8, 2010
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Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally
“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”
by Groinmc December 29, 2023
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