Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
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Get the Black Elephant mug.This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
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Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
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Get the black forces mug.Holiday was created to honor & remember Blas Aguilera a Havana Rabbit owned by Irving Aguilera. The Holiday starts in March 15 & ends when Spring is over.
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