Lemme get a smoter bag.
by zonkgirl November 1, 2008
Get the smoter bagmug. When the police is trying to silence you and puts a black bag over you. Commonly used by China against protestors.
You better not raise a blank sheet of paper over your head if you go to China or else you'll get black-bagged and disappeared.
by Memph85 May 3, 2023
Get the black-baggedmug. A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
Get the Moving Bags of Lettucemug. Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)
When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..
by Bluey M October 26, 2017
Get the torn water bagmug. by ChipsAnderson December 21, 2016
Get the Brown Bag Bangablemug. When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...
The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.
The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.
Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"
Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"
Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"
by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019
Get the fuck off bagmug. When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
Get the oral barf bagmug.