Penis

Uriah’s goes in and not out
Bob:Uriah has a small penis
Uriah:That’s true
by Jooshroom November 8, 2020
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Penis

A penis is a boys part *main called a pelvis* they use it to pee like woman
by sofialowkey December 27, 2021
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peni

look at all of those uncircumcised peni.
by Dumbtriangle April 27, 2021
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who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019
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Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023
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Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
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Penis

A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.
Guy 1: Hey how’s your penis today?
Guy 2: I’m experiencing CBT.

Guy 3: Did someone say penis?
by Ratman57 November 17, 2021
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