Cock-Block

Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block

" Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there."

"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"

by Singpow January 12, 2008

Auto cock-block

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008

Frail Cock Boaaay

Someone who how has a little dick,who also recives no cutty also known as pussy. Due to the fact that his cock is frail. Usually used to shutdown someone saying they fuck madd bitches,or gets all the head (blowjobs) n the world.But in all reality that's not true.

"Yoooo,imma bout to fuck this bitch"

"Nigga no u not u Frail Cock Boaaay"

by tht nigga WAVEGAME December 24, 2009

nigger cock whore

Often used to describe DFM.

DFM is one nigger cock whore! He particularly enjoys nigger cock on his face.

by Ace squared October 30, 2013

casper cock block

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.

Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.

by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008

fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

Hot Cock Sauce

A spicy condiment containing sun-ripened chili peppers, vinegar, garlic, sugar and salt. Otherwise known as Sriracha, hot cock sauce is ubiquitous in many Asian cuisines. Real Thai and Vietnamese restaurants will have it out on the table and it is a required ingredient in Pho. In addition, some sushi rolls (like spicy salmon) and traditional Chinese dumpling dipping sauces use hot cock sauce. The name is derived from the large cock/rooster on the bottle.

Pass me the hot cock sauce.

by Cathleen Stumps August 25, 2008