Skip to main content

Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
mugGet the Flaccid Jackmug.

Jack

Me: Jack is an ignoramus
Person: but, thats you?
Me: yes
by Max The Elf November 1, 2021
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

The real one,he's a funny Irish guy who is a youtuber and also addicted to coffee, has a cool voice and a person you want to be friend with, but you can't because you're a loser and you know it
Jack: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADIESSSSS
by VicCaaa March 17, 2022
mugGet the Jackmug.

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021
mugGet the Mexican jumping Jackmug.

Diamond Jack Minington

diamondminerex00 on roblox
omggg diamond jack minington can i plz have ur autograph
by ArcherNemesis April 12, 2025
mugGet the Diamond Jack Miningtonmug.

Jack

Jack is the worst person you could ever meet and is a huge smartass. Nobody would ever want to talk to a Jack. Except for Jonah. Because Jonah has loved since the day we met. Jack is a daddy. Yay.
JACK IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSONNNN.
by JonahFate524 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
mugGet the Jack Hansenmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email