drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.

When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 30, 2018

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

In your bag

He bagged a bad bitch. ( he’s w a bad bitch)

Damnnn boy you in your bag

by Yourdad235789 September 26, 2021

Hoe Bag

A rare creature who roams the earth with her big ass feet, possessing a exceptionally unique urge to correct one’s grammar no matter the circumstances.
This evil beast can mainly be found behind a luminescent glass click clacking her way through life.
She also has a gem of a friend that is way out of her league.
Her friend might have made some grammatical errors writing this but unlike her NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
She is named, DESHANIE…

You are such a hoe bag !

by Smooth like butter April 7, 2022

heafty bag

Heafty bag giant condom

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks

by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017