Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES

me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit

by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021

Gym Locker tea time

When one takes his gym clothes and soakes them in the bathroom sink in hot water and no soap and then serves to unwanted guests who won't leave.

Gym Locker tea time is what you will get when you crash my party.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

TIME

Tears In My Eyes
/tʌɪm/
Acronym, Adjective

Used to express uncontrollable laughter till the point of crying. Commonly used in conjunction with the 'Loudly Crying Face' emoji.

Dad: I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country.
Son: TIME (T_T)

by RemyBoy92 November 26, 2021

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

Kissy Time

Where a man and a woman hug each to ther for ten whole minutes and then kiss ALL over

Me and My mom just had kissy time in the McDonald’s Ballpit

by ThePenusIncarnate May 23, 2023

Peaceful Time

A time where a 60-year-old person gets vajazzled. It is a very hectic, yet peaceful and momentous time in a person's life, making a decision as such out of sexual frustration and midlife crisis.

As in General Hospital, where a woman is horny and almost kills her husband in a very chaotic yet peaceful time, after making the decision to get vajazzled.

by Goou December 1, 2019