Ear Nut

When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.

"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."

by SocialAnxietea March 23, 2017

nut wish

Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it

Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.

by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020

Nut

1. Nut, in botany, dry hard fruit that does not split open at maturity to release its single seed. ... A nut resembles an achene but develops from more than one carpel (female reproductive structure), often is larger, and has a tough woody wall. Examples of true nuts are the chestnut, hazelnut, and acorn.

2. Bustin on a bitch

Honey can you eat this nut (acceptable for both definitions)

by SimpleMindedSackofShit April 28, 2021

Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x

Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.

by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021

Deez nuts

Deez nuts : a funny way to make someone say something sexually inappropriate by using a very vague phrase.

person 1 : you heard of the new Pokémon You suck

Person 2 : Yousuc

Person 1 : You suck Deez Nuts

by you heard of bofa December 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

They are Deez Nuts

Person 1 : Have you played Sea of thieves before?
Person 2 : No what is that
Person 1: See if Deez Nuts fit in yo mouth
Person 2: FUCK YOU

by Deez or Doze August 24, 2022

No Nuts

Shut up and do it.

If you say you’re going to do something then do it. No nuts.

Kind of like Bet

“ i’m gonna punch you in the face “
“ No Nuts”

by Prof.Karma December 24, 2019