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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Monkey Man

Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.
I don’t have the time or energy for a monkey man like you. I’m already giving it all at home.
by QueenMaedh January 28, 2021
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slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
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tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.
“hes such a tumble monkey
by cracker12111 April 21, 2018
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Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.
Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.
by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021
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Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow
by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025
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Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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