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Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.
When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video
“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future
by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025
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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
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Jack

A bisexual, who is also a loser and addicted to video game
Boy1. Did you hear about jack

Boy2. The bisexual?
by LOSERGAYLOSERGAY September 9, 2022
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Fakin Jacks

In the 80's during the crack cocaine kerfuffle you walk up to the dealer you don's say, "Crack" you might get knocked out. I've seen it so, Instead someone came up with the word "jack" this was the common term being used now. Gimme a few of them jacks man. Now if you got ripped off because someone put planters peanuts in your vial or the fake crack they were selling in the smoke shops back then and sold it to you that person is "Fakin Jacks"
Aww man!! i wouldn't even mess wit him dude be Fakin Jacks
by melvomp February 2, 2021
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jacking off

MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys
i like ''jacking off''
by fapping January 3, 2017
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Jack

Going to lose to Liam in Fantasy Football Monday, October 5th 2020
Jack cried as Liam beat him in fantasy football.
by Turttelbessttammer October 5, 2020
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