monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

by seenbean August 1, 2023

Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

monkey fuckin

wild crazy sex

Last night was some wild monkey fuckin!

by kb22k August 29, 2016

Lucas monkey

a cute little monkey who spends his days swinging from tree to tree and eating bananas!

lana piggy: hey lucas monkey

lucas money: *eats banana*

by piggypants5 August 22, 2025

Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.

Interviews is a damage monkey.

by interviews April 28, 2021

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021

Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.

Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.

by RedCarl January 21, 2022