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deez nuts

"Deez Nuts" is a popular joke on the internet originating from a popular video with a black man talking to someone and infamously saying "deez nuts." The term can also be used with a clever pun with the popular pop band named Imagine Dragons. The joke can be achieved by convincing someone to say "imagine dragons" and with you finishing with saying "Imagine dragons deez nuts." The pun basically implies that you imagine dragging these nuts.
person 1: imagine dragons
person 2: imagine dragons deez nuts (imagine dragging these nuts)
by gigachad1 July 16, 2022
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Deez nuts

A funny response referring to a man’s private area.
He peed out of deez nuts
by funi boi March 24, 2023
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deez nuts

The best joke you could make
"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"
by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021
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nut glug

The act of having multiple men’s semen in a bucket and chugging it with a funnel
Hey did you see Britney at the party last night? She did a whole nut glug!
by Gluten_free_nut February 28, 2018
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Rev the Nuts Off

To race an engine, usually out of gear, to speeds at or past the rev limiter, making the engine emit a dramatic cacophony of high RPMs, exhaust noise and parts rattling from the vibration of the engine being put to it's limits.

To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.

To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.

To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.
Jake revved the nuts off his subaru WRX until he threw a rod.

Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.

Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.
by Semi-Lucent April 15, 2020
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