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Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.
by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020
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One Cruce

A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.
John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.
by wet spider January 23, 2020
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Crack open a cold one

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w
by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020
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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020
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One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.
"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"
by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020
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one dead

it is another way of referring to the boy band One Direction since they split up in 2015
those girls are still obsessing about one dead
by albalacalva March 29, 2020
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