Skip to main content

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
mugGet the one fits size all mug.

pure one

A girl of such innocent she doesn't know more than any sex positions, frigid and does not send thotty photos on snapchat. they will usually behave like this due to lack of cleavage. NOTE some of them do masterbate and are friendly and neive which can mistakenly be perceived as kindess
bryn = woah bro shes so pretty but I bet she is a pure one
Zach= yep its cuz she got small tiddies and is nice
by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018
mugGet the pure one mug.

the one

Some other motherfucker you thought you were dealing with before realizing that I am not them.
Boy, don't get started with me today. I am not the one.
by pcwi December 21, 2024
mugGet the the one mug.

Do one god

Meaning a person who will jump at any opportunity to turn up and spend/receive time, money, and sex when someone they find attractive is involved.
Man you was with Keisha on monday, went bowling with Iyanna on Wednesday, and spent the night with Lex last night. Damn bro you a real do one god ain't you?
by Draxh3llsing027 November 30, 2024
mugGet the Do one god mug.

one muscle

1. a dance invented by the sciupa femmine, denny, and his cock monster affiliate benny
2. its a dance where you hold your one finger in the air and move your hips as if you are having sex, moving only your one muscle
Forget the Electric Slide, come here and see the one muscle!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
mugGet the one muscle mug.

One Piece

A slang for a "true's love kiss" (mostly a "French kiss") in Anime culture, oftenly used in Yuri (lesbian/girls' love genre) while less common on Yaoi (gay/boys' love) and Straight (common boy & girl romance) genres. It is an analogous, yet synonymous pun on another word, "one peace," in a romantic manner, used to refer the love between two partners is considered as their "invaluable and irreplacable treasure" for peaceful ways. Metaphorically, it is NOT the same as Gol D. Roger's treasure in the anime with the same name, but a personal expression/form of love.
Storyteller: "At last - with a fulfilling kiss of purity sticked between their lips, their priceless treasure - the true love between a tomboy prince and a beautiful princess - is finally found in "one peace." And they lived happily ever after..."

Storyteller's daughter: "So the "One Piece" is real! I wanna marry a girl too when I grow up!"
by Pirate King of Yuri July 24, 2023
mugGet the One Piece mug.

One Direction Stan

An absolute fucking bender who has no taste in music at all
‘Look a One Direction Stan, I bet they’re really fucking bent’
by OneDirectionAreBent November 7, 2020
mugGet the One Direction Stan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email