Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016

alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face

Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.

"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"

by beccaneal May 11, 2016

jump in the bag

kys

Let's all jump in the bag after school.

by Liam Knoeppfler May 18, 2016

Douche bag

People who act like they know everything

Man all these people are douche bags

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

bags

Bags is a slang term for 'DNA'

e.g: 'You have blue eyes'
'Yes, it's in my bags'

by DA URBAN DICTIONARY BRUDA. June 12, 2016

Sacky bag

A ballsack that hangs 5 feet. Usually the man who owns this has 5 times the testicles of the average man.

That old dude has a sacky bag. Eww

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016